T'aint No Ship She Cain't Sail
Oh, my Harlot Clementine. She's as ageless as the stardust from which she was made- and just as wise too! Born of the goddess Morrigan on the Irish cliffs of Moher, Clementine immigrated to the States with her parents during the time of the Great Potatoe Famine (1845-1852). Discontented to stay with her folks in the hills of what is now Appalachia, she migrated westward until the Mighty Mississippi stole her heart. It is here, on ancient riverboats, that Clementine learned her gifts of song and story which lead her on great adventures through the Wild West.
Whether you're in need of an emcee for your event, or an afternoon's worth of story and song, Clementine is your gal. Bawdy or chaste, she's sure to put a show you won't soon forget.